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With age comes wisdom
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Jul 06 2009, 4:46 pm - By Motorcarservice


With age comes wisdom

A  guy is 70 years old and loves to fish.. He was  sitting in his boat the other day when he heard  a voice say, 'Pick me  up.'  He  looked around and couldn't see any one. He  thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice  say a gain,  'Pick  me up..'

He  looked in the water and there, floating on the  top, was a frog.

The man said, 'Are you  talking to me?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm  talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me and  I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have  ever seen.

I'll  make sure that all your friends are envious and  jealous because I will be your  bride!'

The man looked at the frog for a  short time, reached over, picked it up  carefully, and placed it in his front breast  pocket.

Then the frog said, 'What, are  you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said  kiss me and I will be your beautiful  bride.'

He opened his pocket, looked at  the frog and said, 

'Nah,  at my age I'd rather have a talking  frog.'

With  age comes  wisdom.
Paul's Motor Car Service
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