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Cold is a Relative Thing
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For all you fair weathered friends and also those of
you that are not
65* above zero: Floridans turn on the heat. People in
Ohio do their gardening
60* above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Ohio sunbathe.
50* above zero: Italian and English cars won't
start. People in Ohio drive with the windows down.
40* above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal
underwear, gloves and wool hats. People in Ohio throw
on a flannel shirt.
35* above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the
heat. People in Ohio have the last cookout before it gets
cold.
20* above zero: People in Miami all die. People in
Ohio close the windows.
0: Californians fly to Mexico. People in Ohio get out
their winter coats.
10* Below Zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts
in Ohio are selling cookies door to door.
20* Below Zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Ohio let the dogs sleep indoors.
30* Below Zero: Santa Clause abandons the North Pole.
Ohioans get upset because they can't start the
snowmobiles.
40* Below Zero: ALL atomic motion stops. People in
Ohio start saying, " Cold enough fer ya?"
50* Below Zero: Hell freezes over> Ohio public
schools open two hours late.
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