A crusty old man walks into the local Catholic Church

and says to the secretary, “I would like to join this

damn church”.

The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir.

I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”  

“Listen up, damn it.

I said, I want to join this damn church”!

“I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not

tolerated in this church. The secretary leaves her desk

and goes to the parish priest's study and inform him

of her situation. The parish priest quickly agrees that

the secretary does not have to listen to that foul

language and escorts her back to her office.

The priest confronts the old geezer,

“Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”

“There is no damn problem,” the man replies. 

“I just won $200 million damn bucks in the damn

lottery and I want to join this damn church to get

rid of some of this damn money.

“I see,” said the priest.

“And is this bitch giving you a hard time?”