What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about,
Pittsburgh,Pennsylvania
If your
Dairy Queen is closed from September through May.............
You live in
Pittsburgh.
If someone in
a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work
there........................................
You live in
Pittsburgh
If you've worn
shorts and a parka at the same time.........................
You live in
Pittsburgh
If you've had
a lengthy telephone conversation with someone
Who dialed a
wrong number............................
You live in
Pittsburgh
If 'Vacation'
means going anywhere south of the Mason Dixon line for the
weekend................................
You live in
Pittsburgh
If you measure
distance in hours....................
you live
in Pittsburgh
If you have
switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back
again..........................
You live in
Pittsburgh
If you can
drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow
During a
raging blizzard without
flinching..........................
You live in
Pittsburgh
If you carry
jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use
them.....................................
You live in
Pittsburgh
If you design
your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit.........
You live in
Pittsburgh
If the speed
limit on the highway is 55 mph --
You're going
80 and everybody is passing you.........................
You live in
Pittsburgh
If driving is
better in the winter because the potholes are filled
With
snow........................
you live
in Pittsburgh
If you know
all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
Still winter
and road
construction..................................
You live in
Pittsburgh
If you have
more miles on your snow blower than your
car.............................
You live in
Pittsburgh
If you find 10
degrees 'a little chilly'......................
You live in
Pittsburgh
If you
actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Pittsburgh
friends &
others......................................
You live or
have lived in Pittsburgh or the Pittsburgh
area.
