Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where awoman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is adescription of how the store operates:


You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of theproducts increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may chooseany item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, butyou cannot go back down except to exit the building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor thesign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:


Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:


Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going..

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and HelpWith Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help withHousework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak..

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the signreads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on thisfloor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store justacross the street.